The event described in the poem actually happened. I tried to write this along the lines of the nursery rhyme "All for the want of a horseshoe nail", because, well, the whole event seems a little silly. Like a nursery rhyme.
All for the Want of a Little Afternoon Breeze
For the want of a breeze, the A/C was turned on
With the A/C on, the windows needed shutting
To shut the sticky windows, a wooden rod was used
To use the wooden rod, I leaned over bushes
The rod rammed.
The window was lost.
And all for the want of a little afternoon breeze.
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